I THINK AT THIS POINT IT’S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ANYONE ELECTED. THEY JUST KEEP THROWING THESE CARTOON CANDIDATES ALL OVER THE TV, SPEWING INANE AND/OR IDIOTIC NONSENSE. THEN, WHILE YOU’RE BUSY EITHER WRITING 25,000 WORD ESSAYS ON WHY SANTORUM’S THE ANTICHRIST OR HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER SOUNDBITE, SOME HORRIBLE BILL THAT SENDS HOMELESS PEOPLE TO DEATH CAMPS OR FORCES GIRL SCOUTS TO GET CLITORIDECTOMIES SLIPS QUIETLY THROUGH CONGRESS.
IT’S POLITICAL DISTRACTION. A RED HERRING, IF YOU WILL.
SPEAKING OF HERRING, YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I’M STARVING.
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Between allegedly inviting him to her birthday party, and probably collaborating with him on a “Birthday Cake” remix, and irrefutably thanking him for wishing her a happy birthday, I think it may be high time Rihanna re-read the police report from the night Chris Brown beat her half to death.
Particularly this part:
Brown did not know what she did with the [car] key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
You nearly died that night, Rihanna. You nearly died that night.
“I’m going to beat the sh*t out of you when we get home,” he promised. You attempted to call for help and that just made him angrier. “Now I’m really going to kill you,” he vowed.
Any of this ringing a bell? Because I’ll never forget that night. I’ll never forget the horrific photos. I’ll never forget reading the terrifying police report.
And I’ll never forgive you for forgiving him.
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Between allegedly inviting him to her birthday party, and probably collaborating with him on a “Birthday Cake” remix, and irrefutably thanking him for wishing her a happy birthday, I think it may be high time Rihanna re-read the police report from the night Chris Brown beat her half to death.
Particularly this part:
Brown did not know what she did with the [car] key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
You nearly died that night, Rihanna. You nearly died that night.
“I’m going to beat the sh*t out of you when we get home,” he promised. You attempted to call for help and that just made him angrier. “Now I’m really going to kill you,” he vowed.
Any of this ringing a bell? Because I’ll never forget that night. I’ll never forget the horrific photos. I’ll never forget reading the terrifying police report.
And I’ll never forgive you for forgiving him.
[@rihanna.]
Jon Hamm never learned how to flirt because he never needed to with that face.
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